Prince, Prophet, Savior, Rock Star…

President?

the following is a repost by the Hatriolic

the Hatriolic is not a conspiracy theorist, but he finds the following new headlines interesting in regards to the state of our Country – these United States:

White House Accidentally E-Mails to Reporters Story That Maliki Supports Obama Iraq Withdrawal Plan
OBAMA OPENS FOREIGN TOUR IN AFGHANISTAN...
World Trip Could Push Rock-Star Persona to New Heights...
Will speak at Berlin's Victory Column... Sarkozy Session Set for Paris on July 25...

Because America is soooo lazy, Obama will win.

Why?, you ask.

Because yours hateful has observed that the majority of Americans would rather watch movies, TV, and play video games of exiting life events rather than live them. You see, being an adventurous soul like my little bitty self requires effort. If a hateful soul wants to hike the wilderness, he has to get off his @$$ and pack his backpack, plan where he will go, leave a trip plan (most important!), get in the car, and go. Not just once, but a lot! Fishing… lets see… research tackle, practice knots, find the right spot, and fish. Fly… research flying lessons… yougetthepoint.

But, too many people watch Batman catch all the fish whilst he’s backpacking in the Rockies (ummm, did I just cross too many wires?). Ohhhh, y’all leave the movie theater all tired and nasty like you did it yourself. Plethora’s of kids play war games on X-Box instead of getting some war surplus, dressing up, and running around the neighborhood playing Tet Offensive.

Which, speaking of Vietnamese… brings me back to my original point. As a hater, the Hatriolic (me, the illustrious), is a conservative. For him, this has been a lackluster campaign. On the Democrat side we had two exiting people slugging it out, making headlines, creating all kinds of fuss… and we get…

…John.

You see, with Obama’s Rock Star Tour befitting a Prince (you’d think this guy was Diana for hooples sake)

He’s exciting.

Obama is the Video Game. He’s the Box Office sellout. He’s the Mohammad rep at the Pilgrimage…

Johnny, well… he’s just downright boring. Never mind that he is for the very items that will get this country out of this slump – drilling, anti-abortion, appointing the right Supreme Court judges, tax breaks.

But to vote for McCain, you have to actually think for yourself rather than get carried away with the moment. Research his background. And weigh the options.

But the voting college heads, the fringe, the Blacks, and the idiots who only voted for G. Dubya cause he had a Ted Koppel appeal will pull the trigger on Obama.

And they really won’t give any thought at all.

After all, isn’t he a Rock Star?